slimmies are perfectly portioned pre-rolls for people who care about what they smoke.

0.35g slims rolled from 100% single-strain, full-bud flower grown on our family farm.

all strains come in 10-packs (3.5g) and 2-packs (0.7g), ready when you are.

perfectly portioned.

most joints are too big. at 0.35g, slimmies are sessionable smokes for a fresh light every time.

from lightweights to session heads, slimmies are the solution to half-smoked roaches, stale relights, and wasted weed.

two hands drawing a slim from its pack

always rolled, never stuffed.

stuffing flower into cones leads to clogs and uneven burns. our joints are rolled for a smooth smoke from start to finish.

as california's original slim pre-roll, we've spent years crafting the perfect 0.35g joint. trust us, this is it.

one slim standing on end, showing the even roll

full flower, single strain.

100% full flower and single strain, grown on our family farm.

no shake or trim, just consistently great flower, from our farm to you.

a close-up of cured buds

grown on our family farm.

our farm sits on california's central coast, powered by eight generations of dutch farmers. our combination of location and expertise lets us grow consistently great flower in a sustainable, ethical manner.

  • young plants growing in tissue culture tubes

    clean genetics.

    our in-house tissue culture lab and clean mother plants keep every strain true to its lineage and free of disease.

  • led bars under the greenhouse roof, plants on either side

    advanced mixed light.

    our unique location provides sunlight year round, supplemented with 4,000+ LEDs and light deprivation mechanisms to grow consistent, quality flower with a fraction of the energy used by traditional grows.

  • a gloved hand trimming a bud with shears

    hand trimmed.

    harvested five days a week, 12 months a year. every bud is hand trimmed to maximize quality.

  • racks of flower in the drying room

    dried and cured.

    we cut no corners, with a minimum of 14 days on proprietary drying systems derived from our family's dutch flower bulb drying, then cold curing for another 2 to 4 weeks.

  • water draining from a pot into a collection gutter

    water.

    water is reclaimed and recycled throughout our facility, limiting our environmental footprint.

  • a beneficial insect on a cannabis leaf

    natural pest control.

    beneficial insects and natural pesticides. no harsh chemicals touch our flower.

  • a gloved grower tending young plants in pots of coco

    clean inputs.

    grown in coco and fed natural fertilizers such as compost tea, producing clean, healthy buds.

  • young plants rooted in blocks of coco on a tray

    recycled grow mediums.

    recycled from one crop to the next, cutting one of farming's biggest sources of waste.

  • a work boot in a pile of cut leaves

    near-zero waste.

    plant waste is composted to feed our family's avocado orchards in a continuous cycle.

the lineup.

we span every tolerance level with our 1:1 lights, non-infused core and extra-strength infused line. always full flower, always single strain.

swipe the shelf.

sativa

social · active · uplifting

for active stonage. hand-selected for a social, uplifting high without the in-your-head edge sometimes associated with sativas. made for hikes, beach days, group dinners, and anything that keeps you moving.

  • banana smoothie

    durban 23 x hb smoothie

    bright and aromatic, with fresh fruit up front and banana underneath. an energizing, creative buzz with an easy body high. made for good company.

  • mango haze

    haze x skunk x northern lights

    a tropical sativa for daytime adventures. waves of energy and good mood, with a sweet, exotic nose and a hint of mango. makes any day a beach day.

  • a woman in sunglasses holds a slim and a sativa 10-pack by a parked truck
  • a sativa 10-pack on a picnic board of bread, cheese, strawberries and grapes
  • a woman laughing on the beach with a slim and a sativa 10-pack in hand
  • two hands slide a slim out of an open sativa 10-pack
  • a sativa 10-pack tucked into a sarong at the hip in the desert, a slim in hand
  • a woman in a trucker hat holds up a sativa 2-pack on an open bus

standard strains listed above. new strains are added regularly, with the best joining the rotation.

faq.

  • what are slimmies?

    perfectly portioned pre-rolls: 0.35g joints of full-bud, single-strain flower, machine rolled for a perfect smoke every time. sold in 10-packs (3.5g) and 2-packs (0.7g).

  • why 0.35g?

    most joints are too big. 0.35g is a fresh, single-session smoke, with no relights.

  • what does always rolled, never stuffed mean?

    stuffing flower into cones leads to clogs and uneven burns. our joints are rolled for a smooth smoke from start to finish.

  • where is slimmies grown?

    on our family farm on california's central coast, in mixed-light greenhouses.

  • what does mixed light mean?

    natural sunlight, supplemented with LEDs and light deprivation. it grows consistent, high quality flower year round using a fraction of the energy of traditional grows.

  • what's the difference between non-infused, light and infused?

    non-infused is sativa, hybrid and indica. light is single strains bred for minor cannabinoids, like cbd and thcv. infused adds naturally separated thca diamonds, never distillate.

  • why do the strains change?

    our standard strains stay on the menu, and we rotate in new ones as the farm grows them.

  • where can I buy slimmies?

    at licensed dispensaries across california. see find us.

  • can I order online?

    no. we don't sell cannabis through this site. slimmies are sold only at licensed dispensaries, to adults 21 and over.

  • how can my shop carry slimmies?

    fill out the form on our wholesale page and we'll be in touch.