Terms of Use

Effective date: November 3, 2026

These terms apply to slimmies.us, which is operated by Carp Red Barn, Inc., a California corporation ("Slimmies," "we," "us"). By using the site you agree to these terms. If you do not agree, please do not use the site.

1. You must be 21 or older

This site is for adults 21 and older. By using it, you confirm that you are at least 21.

2. What this site is

This site gives information about Slimmies and its products. We do not sell or deliver cannabis through this site, and it shows no prices. Slimmies cannabis products are sold only by licensed retailers in California, to adults 21 and older. Nothing on this site is an offer to sell cannabis anywhere that would be unlawful. Cannabis remains illegal under United States federal law.

3. No medical advice

The content on this site is for general information only. It is not medical advice, and our products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Talk to a doctor before using cannabis, especially if you are pregnant, breastfeeding or taking medication. Do not drive or operate machinery after using cannabis.

4. Email updates

If you sign up for updates, we will email you until you unsubscribe. See our Privacy Policy for how we handle your information.

5. Wholesale inquiries and suggestions

Sending the wholesale form or suggesting a dispensary does not create an agreement to buy or sell anything. Any sale happens only between licensed businesses, under separate written terms and as state law allows. Please give accurate information when you contact us.

6. Our content and trademarks

The Slimmies name, logo, globe mark, strain names, packaging designs and everything else on this site belong to us or our licensors. You may view the site for your own personal use. You may not copy, sell or reuse our content or marks without our written permission.

7. Acceptable use

Do not misuse the site. That includes trying to break or overload it, getting around the age gate, sending spam through the forms, scraping it in a way that harms it, or using it for anything unlawful.

8. What you send us

If you send us a message, feedback or an idea, you agree that we can use it without owing you anything, and you confirm that you have the right to send it.

9. Links and services run by others

The site links to retailers and other sites we do not control, and its store locator (StoreRocket) and playlist player (Spotify) are run by other companies. We are not responsible for their content, products or practices, and their own terms apply there.

10. Disclaimers

The site is provided "as is" and "as available." To the fullest extent the law allows, we disclaim all warranties, express or implied, including that the site will be uninterrupted, error free or accurate at all times.

11. Limit of liability

To the fullest extent the law allows, we are not liable for any indirect, incidental, special or consequential damages arising from your use of the site. Our total liability for any claim related to the site will not exceed one hundred US dollars.

12. Indemnity

You agree to cover our losses and costs if a claim arises from your misuse of the site or your breach of these terms.

13. Suspending access

We may suspend or end your access to the site, or change or remove any part of it, at any time and without notice, including if you break these terms.

14. Governing law

These terms are governed by the laws of the State of California. Any dispute will be brought in the state or federal courts located in Santa Barbara County, California.

15. Changes to these terms

We may update these terms. When we do, we will post the new version here and update the effective date. Using the site after a change means you accept the updated terms.

16. General

  • Whole agreement. These terms and our Privacy Policy are the whole agreement between you and us about the site. Any purchase is governed by its own written terms.
  • If part fails. If a court finds any part of these terms unenforceable, that part is limited as little as needed and the rest stays in effect.
  • No waiver. If we do not enforce a term right away, we have not given up the right to enforce it later.
  • Transfer. You may not transfer your rights under these terms. We may transfer ours, for example as part of a sale of the business.

17. Contact

Carp Red Barn, Inc.
5360 Foothill Road
Carpinteria, CA 93105
License C11-0001912-LIC
jose@pacificdutchgroup.com